4:30am and all I can think about is how freaked out i am about gettin my stitches out Fml

You: Your ex is attractive.

Partner: Which one?

You: ME.

You: BYEEEE

AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK??? I deleted the Tumblr app and re downloaded and now messages are showing again, but anyways!! THIS IS 3000% DIFFERENT OMG WHEN DID THIS UPDATE HAPPEN THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN THE OLD APP?!

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

xxmissmagentaxx:

violet-grubs:

…………………….OH MY GOD

(via keepcalmandfuckoffwolk)